Every time his name is mentioned, every time he’s quoted, every time he’s on the radio or television I have to keep asking myself, has Saturday Night Live gone Prime Time? Heaven forbid that Michele Bachmann comes to the realization that Marcus is gay and ends up hooking up with this Gomer, that could signal the end times.
Our first major encounter with Goober was his famous “terror babies” rant while on a flight. In his deluded mind, he figures that a diabolical plan involving terrorists sending pregnant women into the US to birth their America-hating spawns. The mothers and their kids then return home where, the congressman says, the children “could be raised and coddled as future terrorists”— and later, “twenty, thirty years down the road, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life.” When I first heard this, I wondered if it wasn’t time to implement a psychological evaluation for House members before they could serve. But sadly with the Tea Party caucus that Gopher is apart of, if they were all expelled due to their paranoia, the House may never be able to get a quorum for any action. I later learned this House has been so ineffective in legislating this term that it doesn’t really matter if they ever get a quorum.
Louie Louie has been a recent vocal supporter of Michele Bachmann and her paranoid rants about Huma Abedin and Rep Keith Ellison of being plants from the Muslim Brotherhood. He and fellow paranoid delusional bat shit crazies Rep Trent Franks, Rep Thomas Rooney and Rep Lynn Westmoreland joined in the crazy train demonstrating more that there is a need for a House Psychiatrist on call when these psychotic episodes reach a peak.
And most recently, Looney G has insulted the victims of Aurora by saying “We’ve told God ‘we don’t want him around” in response to the shooting. Adding that the country’s move away from its “Judeo-Christian beliefs” was responsible
for God withdrawing his “protective hand” from the country. Of course it had nothing to do with lax gun control laws that allow mentally disturbed people to purchase unneeded Assault Rifles and 6000 rounds of ammunition on the internet without a single check by anyone. Hell, the laws are so lax, Gohmert could even get a gun and ammo. Maybe ATF should be keeping an eye on this nut. He does seem to fit the profile. Hell, I think he was also a character in Deliverance.
Is Gohmert insane? Possibly. Is he stupid? Well, stupid is as stupid does. Problem is he’s emblematic of the type of Tea Party Slime that voter apathy gave us in 2010 so it’s the country’s insanity and stupidity that continue to give us insensitive, unrealistic, pathetic crazy nut jobs like Gohmert, Bachmann, Franks, Rooney and Westmoreland in the House to disgrace our nation. No, God hasn’t abandoned this country at all. I don’t think God really give a rat’s ass about the complexity of religious doctrine or lack of faith in this country. At least no more than Allah or Jehovah or Yahwey. However, as long as the voters allow idiots like these to represent us in DC, then it’s clear that we’ve told “Sanity” we don’t want him around.